erie, Pennsylvania, United States

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RULE #1 DONT JUDGE A BOOK BY ITS COVER
(referring to my status). Now then YOUR
PICTURE GETS MINE im private and I would not
post a picture of myself or my children on
the net regardless of my status & before you
waste your time if you get a message and just
ignore people its rude and well I don't stop
till you block me or have the common courtesy
to message me back. OK here it is. Seeking a
woman what else, learn about her, her likes,
dislikes, hopes, dreams etc. I'm attentive in
the bed room & out and I am aggressive guess
you would say. And to make it clear, this
isn't all about sex. I look at it like this,
if we meet, hit it off but never become
intimate, I'm fine, I would like friendship
as well, maybe a woman who can relate
Everyone's different and intimacy needs to
take time with some and I am fine with that.
I really hate putting myself in a box I'm
open to almost anything. Oh when I say my
picture you wont get a picture of my package
I do have some class. Oh and don't let my age
scare ya LOL I get such a kick out of age I
could kick the sh*t out of anyone half my age
hehe plus I don't look it and well, a man
don't know crap about how to keep a woman
happy until long after their 20s.Now if you
think I am out to just get laid, NOT!! But I
am a guy lets be real if a guy thinks your
safe he wont say no. But ladies I am a
gentleman I will treat you like you want to
be treated. Like I said if we just strike a
friendship its cool. Intimacy can be the
icing on the cake.Now I don't expect
perfection. I am not perfect no six pack but
have a Flat tummy nor am I balding.I will be
honest I am not in search of the perfect
woman,but average attractive, if there is
such a thing, so I may be somewhat picky to
some. Please don't let that stop you though I
DONT JUDGE A BOOK BY ITS COVER. I have left
some things unchecked above for descretion,
so ask any thing that I may not have answered
already.


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I must make clear some women seem to read
the above and think im just to silly, im here
havin fun. Believe me I am not some clown but
you have to be fun and take this in stride
and well who wants to be with someone who
cant poke fun and smile.If you ever watched
the movie I mention below it gives you some
more insight into me.



Same Time, Next Year (1978) Alan Alda as
George Peters ,Ellen Burstyn as Doris
A man and woman meet by chance at a
romantic inn over dinner. Although both are
married to others, they find themselves in
the same bed the next morning questioning how
this could have happened. They agree to meet
on the same weekend each year. Originally a
stage play, the two are seen changing, years
apart, always in the same room in different
scenes. Each of them always appears on
schedule, but as time goes on each has some
personal crisis that the other helps them
through, often without both of them
understanding what is going on.