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Fail-proof Pickup Trick Aug 01, 2009 by 0832655239
Here's a fail-proof pickup trick to use on the street for you guys lacking day game. It mixes a tried-and-true element of attraction with a small – but unique – addition for a little extra awesomeness. I tried it this past weekend, and it worked perfectly.
First of all, hit the streets during the day and go to a busy intersection. Instead of crossing the street with the masses, just hang back about 10 feet and look like you have a very good purpose for standing there (i.e., look confident). Try to make eye-contact with those women you find attractive. They won't all look at you, but you just need one.
When a hottie finally gives you strong eye contact, give her a smile. She'll probably break eye-contact, but stick with it. If she looks back at you, then she's interested.
So far, this is all basic stuff.
The twist comes with you letting her walk on by. Trust me, your patience will pay off. Let her walk by and out of sight for about a minute. During this time, she's thinking how cool it was to see an attractive man show interest in her, but is regretting that nothing came of it. She's wishing she could go back in time and redo the last few...
Driving down the street on a bright sunny winter morning, I
saw a vision of loveliness stopped by the side of the road.I pulled over to offer assistance."Hi, I've got a cell phone.Can I call anyone?"She was lovely, blonde, and blue, with a set
of D's that would kill."Hey,
thanks.Can you call the auto
club?"I took her card and
called.She went back to her open
hood.She was looking inside with a
puzzled look on her face.I'm no
better.The maze under the hood is
beyond my comprehension.The auto club
said they would be out sometime within the next three hours.They explained that they were backed up this
morning.I called her and relayed the
message.She took my cell and told the
dispatcher that the key would be on top of the front passenger wheel.She then batted her baby blues and begged a
ride into town."Climb in," I
offered.
I live about thirty miles from Center City and the first
fifteen miles is over sparsely used roads."Carol Brennan," I said offering my hand."You're kidding," she giggled."No," it was a curious
response."I'm Carol
Brennan," she said.I sat there
stunned."You live out
here?""Yup, we moved out two
years ago."I was amazed.This far out there's nobody.I live on a converted ranch, dairy cows
mostly.I bought an acre of land from
the owner and put up a small cottage.The owner provides the roads and once in a while a cow or two will graze
in the back yard.He took the northern
strip and put ten houses on it.I tell
her where I live as we head for town."Yes, I know about your place.We're at the Circle TK.He's
doing the same thing except he put up town houses.""Oh," I said.
I knew about TK because my fellow homeowners unilaterally
objected to the plan at its inception.We felt that town houses would spoil the pristine surroundings.As it turned out, we hardly noticed the
additions.The road gets a little
tricky here and then dumps out to the highway.We were silent as I negotiated the curves.Once on the interstate I asked where she was going."I work in the Pratt
Building.""No kidding,"
it was my turn to be surprised."I
do too," I told her."Weird," she mumbled.
As it turns out the Pratt Building is fifteen stories high
and houses over five thousand employees.It by far is the largest concentration of workers in Center City so it's
no surprise that she would work there.I negotiated the off ramp and pulled into the garage.I slid into my spot on the third floor and
she exclaimed, "I'm impressed."I own a medium size cosmetics distribution company and as a result have
a nice parking spot right by the ramp that leads directly to the building.We walked to the building and she pushed the
elevator up button."My office is
on this floor.If you need a ride home,
please call."We shook hands and I
headed for my office.
The day was hell, one disaster after another.In my business, my drivers stock shelves and
take orders.We service the smaller
retail locations relying on the manufacturers to handle the larger stores.Today, my largest line decided to hire
someone and send him or her into all my accounts.I was on the phone to New York at nine and didn't get off until
close to three.Although I account for
less than a micron of their sales, they account for thirty percent of my
sales.I finally found Whetherby
Constantine, the Executive Vice President in charge of Distribution."Well, Fuck You," I said slamming
down the phone.As it turned out, a
recent MBA hire told these dumb bells that they could save 1/2 of a percent by
handling distribution internally.I was
the test case and I decided to fight back.I called Simon, my largest customer and asked for a meeting.
Simon arrived at the bar wearing corduroy pants, a striped
shirt, and a tweed jacket.I know his
wife didn't let him out wearing those clothes, so I guessed she was drunk
again."Simon, I'm going to have
to lay off three girls if I can't convince you to keep buying from
me."I had a cool scotch and water
ready for him and waited until he had taken his first sip."Now, Carol.They tell me that the trend will be towards dealing with the home
office and the middlemen only add costs any ways.""That's bullshit and you know it.I'm responsible for six products that you
sell.They can't keep one girl busy
here in Center City on their product line alone.The first thing that will happen is you'll get service every
other week and then you'll end up carrying more inventory.""I asked them all these hard questions
and they promised me it would be better."I waved to the bartender and he put two more drinks in front of us.I spent the better part of the next hour
explaining everything my girls do to keep his shelves straight.I finally ended up with, "We show no
preference to one brand or another.If
you sell their brand more, we give them a little more shelf space.If one of their products isn't selling, we
squeeze it.That fucking Constantine
will be squeezing out the competition and you'll be the one that
suffers.""Carol, you may be
right," he said putting down his empty glass."I maybe too drunk to understand everything you said, but
I'll think about it."With that he
made his traditional pass that I brushed off and he left for his wife and kids.
I got back to my darkened offices to find the other Carol
Brennan sitting on a chair in the hallway."The auto club screwed around and screwed around and finally told
me my car wouldn't be ready until tomorrow.I need a ride.Can I beg
one?""Sure," I
slurred."How did you know
I..." The words trailed off.I
called and Betsy said you were out with a client.I checked and found your car in its spot.I guessed you'd be back, but there's a note
on you windshield anyway.I opened my
office and she followed me in.I
checked the contents of my in basket and found nothing of interest.I picked up my briefcase and we headed for
my car."Do you mind
driving?"I dreaded the trip with
this much alcohol in my blood stream."No prob," she cooed.
I rested my eyes and the next thing I knew she was shaking
me."Sorry," I said
groggily."You must think me a
lush, but I may have lost a big piece of business today and I needed to win
some of it back.I was in a drinking
contest with my largest customer.""Who won?""Only
time will tell," I mused.She got
out and headed for the third town house on the left.I watched her climb the stairs, open the door, turn, and
wave.I headed out and down the road to
my little rest stop.
Around ten the next morning a dozen red roses arrived with a
thank you note.She signed it: Love,
the other Carol.I was touched and hung
over.I had been banging away at my
other customers telling them I was better for them than the manufacturer
because I didn't rely on one product line; I just relied on their total
business.I seized on this theme and
decided to test it.Simon called around
three and said he thought my point was valid, besides he enjoyed getting drunk
with me and knew he wouldn't get the chance with his new saleslady."Thank you, Simon.I owe you.Can I tell the others?""Sure, three of them called me and asked my advice.You've been a busy girl."He then made his pass."Look, Simon.You're wife would cut my heart out if I took advantage of
her.""You're right, but not
until after she cut my prick off like that woman in Virginia did a couple of
years ago.Only I won't get it
back."We both laughed.
I knew that without Simon, Whetherby Constantine's grand
plan would fall flat on its face here in Center City.With my future secure, for the time being, I decided to head home
early.I pushed the button and told
Betsy I was heading home.I then packed
my briefcase and ducked out the back.I
don't like to leave by the front in case one of my drivers was in and watching
the boss skip out.
At four, I stopped at the market for a steak.I had visions of a rare steak cooked over
the grill and a huge salad.It was cold
and got dark early, but I was ahead of the sun.The other Carol was heading in as I was heading out."Hi, I won.""Congratulations," she hugged me."I'm cooking a steak on the grill
tonight.Want some?"I don't know why I asked."I'd love to.""Great," I said and gave her the
address."I'm the fifth
house.Come early because I'd like to
cook while there's still some warmth in the air."She kissed my
cheek and headed into the store.I had
enough steak for two and salad for five.
I fired up my gas grill and oiled the grating.She rang my bell.I padded down the front hall and opened the door.She was dressed in jeans and a tight powder
blue turtleneck sweater.Her ski jacket
was open and a bunch of tags dangled from the zipper.I had changed into jeans and a flannel shirt.She handed me a cold bottle of white wine
and brushed her lips across mine.My
heart flipped.I almost dropped the
bottle.
She followed me into the living room and out the back to my
patio.I fiddled with the gas jets and
then showed her the steak.She nodded
her approval and I flopped it on the hot grate.We listened to the sizzle.I then closed the top and asked how she liked her steak."Rare." "Me, too."I waited the proscribed ninety seconds then
flipped the steak.In another ninety it
was on the plate and we were at the table.She had piled the salad bowl with leafy vegetables and had found the
dressing in my refrigerator door.There
was a glass of white wine in front of each place.My steak was perfect and she raved about her steak.We killed most of the salad and all of the
wine.
We moved to the den where we sat on the couch."Tell me about your drinking
contest."I told her the entire
tale.I even told her all about my
business.I talked non-stop for an
hour.The last half-hour, we were out
of wine."Oh look, we're out of
wine.I'll get some," I said as I
struggled out of my fluffy couch.She
put her hand on my arm, "Oh no.I've had enough.Any more and
I'll not be responsible for my actions.""You'd better not challenge me like that in the future,
sweetheart," I joked.She
smiled."Tell me about Mr.
Brennan," I whispered looking deep into her baby blue eyes."Dad's fine.He retired last year and has a boat in Florida.""Isn't there a Mr. Brennan at your town
house?""Oh, no.Unless you consider Tom my cat.Is there a Mr. Brennan here?""Not for the last ten years and he was
Mr. Walker.I never took his name
because I never fully trusted him.I
was right.He embezzled a hundred grand
from the company.I threw him out and
promised not to testify if he gave me a quiet divorce.He did and I've no idea where he
is."
"Well, here we are.Two girls with the same name, too drunk to be of much use to
anyone," she said in a low whisper.I reached for her chin.I raised
her head and kissed her full lips."I've never..." I kissed her again."I'm going to like this, I think," she whispered."You're going to love this and scream
for more," I said as my fingers probed her nipples.
* * * * *
I was driving my car down the road when the engine
quit."Bang," it was
dead.I had moved to the country a year
ago when my boyfriend decides that sex was all he wanted out of our
relationship.No kids, no long term
commitment.Just great sex."Well, Fuck You," I screamed and
left.I heard about these town houses
way out of town and decided to try one.I cashed in every penny and put a down payment on the next to the last
unit.I then spent every remaining cent
on gasoline.It was not as bad as I
write, but it was more expensive than sharing a place.I thought about a roommate, but in the end
started liking living alone.Well not
quite alone, Tom, my tabby cat enjoys the free run of the place.
She pulled up in a Cadillac offering me a phone call.I accepted and the auto club said they would
take hours to respond.She offered me a
ride and I accepted.Strange to find
out that she had the same name as me.We
giggled about that.We also worked in
the same building.She owns a company
and I'm a programmer for a brokerage house.I begged a ride home, as we were neighbors.She was drunk and I drove.Good thing as she would have never made it home in her state.The next day I sent her a dozen roses as a
reward for saving my butt.My boss is a
prick and anytime I'm late he takes great pleasure in berating me.I was able to get through the car mess
without a lecture.
My Chevy was pronounced well, but the bill was almost six
hundred dollars.The mechanic offered
to give me a hundred off for a quickie, but refused to forget the whole bill
for a blowjob.I knew he would.We settled for a hundred and fifty off for a
blowjob.
A couple of days later, I ran into her in the market.She invited me to dinner and I jumped at the
chance.I knew I was going to face lean
times for the next couple of months until I paid off the credit card and a free
meal was, after all, a free meal.I
took a bottle of wine from my refrigerator and headed to her place.She greeted me with a smile and we brushed
cheeks.I sort of missed and actually
kissed her lips.I didn't think about
it until much later.Dinner was
great.I sat on her couch and listened
while she told me of her hassle with my favorite cosmetic line.The wine and the couch worked.I felt warm and secure.She raised to get more wine and I stopped
her.I told her I'd had enough and she
kissed me.This kiss was not platonic.
My toes curled.I
had never kissed a woman with passion before.My pussy hairs started straightening."I've never," I breathed and she kissed me again.Her tongue parted my lips and I sucked on
the invading serpent.Where a man was
rough, she was gentle.Where a man's
whiskers burned my sensitive face, she was smooth.Where a man would taste like garlic and spices, she tasted of
roses and wine.Where a man smelled
like a locker room, she smelled of vanilla.I let her have her way.Her
fingers found my nipples and they hardened to her touch.I was wearing a blue turtleneck and a lacy
bra.She helped me out of them and then
bent and suckled my breasts.No whisker
burn here, only arousement.My heart
started beating faster and faster.God,
she was good.She nipped and sucked and
enflamed my breasts to the point where they would never be aroused again unless
it was done by her.She then gently
laid me down and nuzzled my belly button.She dragged her sandpaper tongue along my soft belly and enraged the
nerve endings.
I felt her fingers unbutton my jeans.They were tight and the pop sounded like a
cannon going off.She kissed the tender
skin that was gripped by the jeans.She
found small wrinkles and sucked them smooth.My entire torso was enflamed.She slowly unzipped my fly.Plop, plop, plop as each tine released."Agrrr," an animal sound was heard off in the distance.Her hands lifted my rump and the jeans
magically fell away.I was wearing
flimsily pink bikini panties and I hoped they would go away also.My blonde bush was full and inviting.I opened my legs.She kissed her way to the top of my pubic hair and dragged her
tongue across my lower belly.I heard
that wild animal scream again, closer this time.Her fingers worked at my ass and the flimsy panties were falling
away.I had to close my legs to get
them below my knees.I was soon
rewarded with a tongue to the inner thigh and I spread my legs wide.
Carol was busily working my inner thighs and her chin was
pressing on my pubic hair."Oh,
baby," I pleaded.She sucked in a
piece of soft flesh and wiggled her sandpaper tongue on the abused flesh."Please," I begged.She lifted her head."Please what?""I don't know," I managed to get
out between gulps of air."This," she asked as she slid her tongue in my crack.Bolts of lightning struck as my brain went
into overload."Yes, yes,
yes," I screamed."Or
this," she asked as she wiggled her tongue on my clitoris."Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes," I was
whimpering."Or this," she
said as she paused then sucked my clit into her mouth.I sat bolt upright as every nerve in my body
exploded."Aieeeeee," I
screamed as I started climaxing.She
pushed me down and buried her face in my crotch.Carol sucked me dry.I
must have come a dozen times.Each time
with a scream and a gush.Her poor
couch was covered with my love juice.I
was sticky from my thighs to my belly button.I must have released a gallon of bodily fluids.She didn't care.The more I gave her the more she wanted.I finally begged her to stop.
Carol laid her sandy blonde head on my belly.I looked at her face and smiled.I could see pure satisfaction on her angelic
face.My heart was still beating a
thousand beats a minute and my chest was heaving.I willed myself calm.After a few minutes, I told her that was the best."Hmmmm," she murmured into my
belly.She didn't open her eyes."You're first?""Oh yea," I answered."Firsts are good," she said as she
kissed my belly.My heart started to
beat faster even though I figured it couldn't.She kissed her way to my forgotten tits and brought them back to
life.She then found my lips and
hungrily attacked them.She tasted of
musk.I had never smelled a woman this
close before.My head started spinning.The world was still and I was in orbit above
it.I hungrily sucked on her musky
organ and practically pulled it from her mouth."Slow down baby," she whispered as she broke the
kiss.She was hovering over me with her
sandy brown locks hanging by her face."Teach me to love you," I whispered."Oh, I intend to, my love," she whispered.
Carol knelt up and unbuttoned her shirt.She was wearing a white bra and her cups
were B's.Her belly was flat, flatter
than mine was.She stood and dropped
her jeans.She was wearing blood red
panties.She dropped them on the
floor.I gazed at her full black
bush."Now, just follow my
lead," she sang as she climbed on top of me.She kept her knees bent and I had to lift to get to her
pussy.She peeled my pussy lips back
and sucked in my nub.Bang, the world
was in overdrive again.I reached up,
grabbed her ass and pulled myself into her box.Two quick things happened: First, she tasted sweet and
salty.Not anything like I
expected.Second, my insides started
flowing again.I screamed into her
pussy and drove my tongue in as far as it would go.After the initial rush, I remembered the clitoris.I sort it out and sucked on it.She lifted her head.Yelled, "Oh shit," and dove back
into my clit.She flooded me with
sticky, sweet, salty, goo.It was thick
and it tasted like nothing I've ever experienced.I swallowed as much as I could and knew I'd never be complete
with out a daily ration of love juice.
My stomach muscles gave out and I flopped back down on the
couch.I was sticky and landed in goo
that had escaped me.I felt it mix with
the back of my head."Come down
baby and let me taste more," I cooed as I coaxed her closer to me.The roomed lightened with the new day in
what seemed like minutes, but was hours."Wow," I told her as we finally broke the sixty-nine
position."How long can you keep
that up?""I don't know.You're my first.All I'd seen was movies before.""Wow."I hugged
her close."First are good,"
I whispered to her small perky breasts.